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Craig’s helping me sell things

August 5th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

Listed: Canon XL2 – $2000

maryhudson: Is it still available for sale?

toddhacker: Yes Mary the listing is still for sale.

maryhudson: In fact i want you to know that i am very serious in buying your item so i will like to know if you still have the original box and hope it is in good working condition and i will like to know if it can be presented has a gift so since i will  not be able to do the cash payment for the item so the payment will be made via PayPal online account and it is very secure  ok so i will be paying you the total of $2150 for the shipping to the destination via USPS (GLOBAL EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL) EMS 5-8DAYS of delivery so kindly send me your PayPal email account for the instant payment into your account

toddhacker: Mary, thank you for inquiring about the camera. I want you to know that I am very serious in selling it to you, so I will work with you, I think I may still have the original box, I will have need to check in the basement. The camera is in excellent condition, I do have a travel case that I can include for an additional $300.  The case is very sturdy hard aluminum. I think giving this camera as a gift is an excellent idea.  The sadness is that the camera will be wrapped up nicely, and it would be wonderful to use such a camera to capture the moment of joy they will receive when opening said camera.  Ah irony, you bastard! But alas, such is life.  Anyway, I will gladly accept your generous offer of $2150 and can ship your package upon payment. Sadly I do not have a PayPal account. But perhaps you could send the money via PayPal to one of your friends and they could in turn give you cash that you could send to me.  But Mary, I must pause, I feel as though we’ve developed a relationship in our short correspondence, if you do not have the cash on hand to purchase such an item I would feel dreadful to urge you to use any form of credit.  I can appreciate the friendship you must have to give such a glorious gift to your friend and I am sure they will use it for many happy years, it really is a good camera.  I hope that your finances are in order to allow for such a lavish purchase.  If you need other ideas for ways to raise the cash for such a purchase I am willing to help in any way possible.

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